Thursday, August 27, 2015

My name

Hello, I am sure that if you are human, you probably clicked on my blog because you thought my pen name was odd. You are probably thinking, Why would someone call themselves ¨it¨? Do they work for some company? The answer is ¨No.¨ I call myself an It because I, as an individual, do not wish to be a certain something when I write. If I am an It, I am neither male nor female, I am not of any race/ ethnicity, I exist in both the physical and spiritual realms, I can't even be considered a human, an animal, a spirit, an angel, or a devil. In the ¨It¨ state of being, you are rendered unable to make a snap judgement about me based on who or what I am. So read carefully my words, I am giving them to you to judge, to criticize, and to devour. Just remember that I am an ¨it¨ and I am only me here, nothing else. You can think what you like about me based on my words alone. I will always be me, and nobody else. Of course, I do have one more reason...

I will be able to laugh at the readers who like this blog so much that they try to explain ¨it¨ to their friends. I can only imagine that the conversation would go something like this;

Reader: Wow! Check out it's new post!

Reader's friend: Huh?

Reader: You know, ¨It¨.

Reader's friend: What are you talking about?!?

Reader: It... (sigh) never mind.

HA HA

Just kidding,

In my book, laughing AT people is wrong. So just laugh at your own frustration and I will laugh with you. It looks forward to this.