reveal to my class

Hello, to everyone in my creative writing class,

You know me as,

A person who tries really hard to get everybody to laugh by telling "YO MAMA!" jokes.

The person who goes up to the podium almost every time we have a journal jam to "bring some levity to the classroom and lighten the mood." even though I have terrible anxiety and am hit with stage fright every time.

I get up and sing sometimes, but it's never as good as when I'm alone.

I make various animal calls during class,
but it makes me nervous when everyone looks at me.

Ok... If you don't know who I am by now you have never even come to class ONCE! I mean seriously, anyone who went to the first two journal jams we had would know who I was after reading the third SENTENCE in this post!

In fact, I'm pretty sure most of you stopped reading after fatal sentence no. 3, so to spite all of you, I am now dedicatin' da wreast ov dis blogg 2 totl caossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MA GAW! TIZ SA BEAUT!

# lol, LOok aT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and Ma bAd selfie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

0.o WTH IZ DIZ MADDDNESSSSSS?!?!?!?

THIS
IS
SPARTA

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FEAR MA FACE!
!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Whew, glad I got THAT out of my system.)

p.s. sorry to anyone who took the time to keep readin' I pretiate it. <--- *my Texas accent*

On paper.

See ya peeps.